79¢ Hot Dogs

Armor hot dogs, Armor hot dogs a little hard to chew.

Bar S hot dogs, Bar S hot dogs liquid chicken goo.

Oscar Meyer is not the one for me.

Oscar Meyer costs a buck eighty three.

Corn King, Corn King your hot dogs are the best.

I ate so many hot dogs I got pain in my chest.

What animal meat did you molest?

Rat hair and severed thumbs I do detest.

Call the FDA to make my protest.

Once I ate too many hot dogs to digest.

The meats bile behind my teeth I suppressed.

Got so dizzy that I messed.

I felt bad to realize the hole in my chest.

Wanna kiss Erica so I brush with Crest.

79¢ hot dogs you are the best.